A very easy read, and quiet funny, but a bit too predictiable throughout the book. Very similar to Ben Elton and others.

3 / 5

Surprise, surprise more moaning!

This jab will replace the current 4-in-1, and a live virus droplet, it also removes the mercury in the polio vaccine.

How can anything be wrong with this?

They’ve been using it in Canada for years.

I went yesterday with Jade, Chris Keating and James. Had great fun and a lot of beer. Don’t ask which was the best one, as all I did was walk upto a stall, say “That One”, drink it, move onto the next.

All I do know, was that they were all nice, and I got drunk 🙂

I want one!!!!!!!!

Now!!!!!!!!

This album is great fun. Word of warning don’t listen to it whilst on escalators, the urge to jump about is too high!

4.5 / 5

Have just finished reading this after seeing it get some good reviews. Not too bad, at least unlike Phillip Pullman, God isn’t one of the bad guys.

3.5 / 5

“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful – and so are we,” the US president told a high-level meeting of Pentagon officials.

“They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people – and neither do we.”

George W Bush

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

“Tony Blair has said Iraq’s weapons of mass destruction ‘may never be found’.

Mr Blair said he had ‘to accept we haven’t found them and we may never find them’ – but that did not mean Saddam Hussein had not been a threat.

He said the former Iraqi leader had been in breach of UN resolutions and his weapons may have been ‘removed, hidden or destroyed’.”

BBC

Suprise, suprise.

If Saddam had destroyed his weapons, then wasn’t that exactly what the US and UK were claiming they wanted?

“What are the specific allegations against Saddam?

…Charge six involves the suppression of the Kurdish and Shia uprisings that followed the 1991 Gulf war.”

BBC

Since when has stopping an uprising resulted in war crimes. I would hope that if the Cornish tomorrow, declared war on parliament, and turned up in Westminster with arms, that they would be shot and killed.

Unfortunately they only have the PDF version, but it’s nice to see that Coronation Street’s gay story line ITV1, various episodes, April and May, Derren Brown Séance Channel 4, 31 May 22:30 and My Foetus Channel 4, 20 April, 23:05 have been given the all clear after 89, 244 and 8 complaints from the stupid public. Who I’m guessing never bothered to watch these programmes.