The Artesea

A very easy read, and quiet funny, but a bit too predictiable throughout the book. Very similar to Ben Elton and others.

3 / 5

Surprise, surprise more moaning!

This jab will replace the current 4-in-1, and a live virus droplet, it also removes the mercury in the polio vaccine.

How can anything be wrong with this?

They’ve been using it in Canada for years.

I went yesterday with Jade, Chris Keating and James. Had great fun and a lot of beer. Don’t ask which was the best one, as all I did was walk upto a stall, say “That One”, drink it, move onto the next.

All I do know, was that they were all nice, and I got drunk

I want one!!!!!!!!

Now!!!!!!!!

This album is great fun. Word of warning don’t listen to it whilst on escalators, the urge to jump about is too high!

4.5 / 5

Have just finished reading this after seeing it get some good reviews. Not too bad, at least unlike Phillip Pullman, God isn’t one of the bad guys.

3.5 / 5

“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful – and so are we,” the US president told a high-level meeting of Pentagon officials.

“They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people – and neither do we.”

George W Bush

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha